How To Tell If You Are Karma’s Bitch:
Step One: Tempt Karma, Fate, the Universe et al.
Example: Forget to go pick up your kid in carpool and don’t realize you’ve forgotten him until he calls you. Immediately rush to the school and pick him up. Feel bad that you lost track of time, but also a little smug that he’s not the last kid to get picked up.
Step Two: Give Karma, Fate, the Universe et al. a chance to retaliate.
Example: The very next day your kid goes on a field trip. Two hours away.
Step Three: [...]
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