Bonus, Dude.

Me: Baby, did you do the dishes?

B: Yes I did.

Me: You’re so sweet!

B: Yes I am!

Me: That’s why I married you!

Boy: That’s why you married him?

Me: Yup.

Boy: You didn’t marry him because he has a wonderful son?

Me: Dude, you’re a bonus.

Boy: I’m a bonus?

Me: Yup.

Boy: Sweeeet.

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