I don’t really have anything to say today. GASP. I think I’ve hit a sugar low. Better go eat some more cookies…nah….well, maybe in a minute. I’m just glad it’s Friday. REALLY GLAD. Except for the part where I have to come in tomorrow at 9 A.M. Oh well. I really want to check out the Magic City Art Show this weekend. Maybe I can get it in tomorrow afternoon or Sunday.
Here are some good quotes about dogs because Do Dah Day is coming next weekend:
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. ?Groucho Marx
Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. ? Mark Twain
Dogs come when they are called. Cats take a message and get back to you. – Mary Bly
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would’ve thought of that!’ – Dave Barry
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either. – Unknown
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home his face might burn up. – "DEEP THOUGHTS" by Jack Handy
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He’s gone now. – Steven Wright
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. – "DEEP THOUGHTS" by Jack Handy
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry
Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant. – Unknown
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." – Rita Rudner
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. – Alfred North Whitehead
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. – John Peers
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
The difference between cats and dogs is, dogs come when they are called, cats take a message and get back to you. – Unknown
OK, I think I’ll stop there. I love the quotes.
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