June 28th, 2010 in Category:
Animals,
Family,
Life
Today I discovered that the Kindle for Android app was available, so of course I downloaded it. And then to test it out, I bought Shit My Dad Says and proceeded to ignore B for 2 hours.
When I finally got done reading, Charlie (Who, by the way, has suddenly developed a love of [...]
April 30th, 2010 in Category:
Life
Me: Oh my god! Those trees are leaking!
Him: Are you serious? THE SPRINKLERS ARE ON.
January 3rd, 2010 in Category:
Family
“What’s the difference between Eggs Benedict and Eggs Horatio?”
“Eggs Horatio come with sunglasses that you can take on and off.”
“Does it come with a red wig?”
“Yes.”
February 24th, 2009 in Category:
Life
Scene: Family is hanging out on the couch
BAD Boy: I’m ready for my snack.
B: pretending to be asleep and snoring
BAD Boy: Daddy.
B: still snoring
BAD Boy: Daddy.
B: still snoring
BAD Boy: DADDY. Please stop. I know you’re faking it.
Me: You sure are a stick in the mud.
BAD [...]
February 13th, 2009 in Category:
Life
[Scene: Two parents, one child sitting around a table.]
B: So, did any girls try to kiss you or you try and kiss any girls [at the class Valentine's party]?
BAD Boy [getting off his stool with a disgusted look on his face]: I’m outta here.
[Scene ends with BAD Boy walking out of [...]
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