It is currently somewhere around a billion degrees outside. I know this because I just took Charlie out for a peepee break and got 3rd degree burns on every exposed part of my body.
In protest of the heat, I am currently maintaining a pants-free policy until further notice. I am also a cheap bastard and refuse to turn the air down in the house. Two reasons: 1. The AC is an old lady and can’t keep up with temperatures that are hotter than the surface of the sun and 2. I AM CHEAP.
It might seem a little hypocritical having a pants-free policy. You know, what with being Little Miss Drama PANTS and all. But damnit, when it is hot enough to fry several dozen eggs in the driveway without even cracking them open, I’m just going to have to be Little Miss Drama PantsLESS for the duration. If you have a problem with that then you can just pretend my pants are invisible. Or made out of air. Really cool air that never gets hot.
Hopefully y’all will be able to forgive this breach in Pants etiquette for the time being.
If not, don’t let the molten hot pants hit you in the face on your way out.
Sorry, that might have been a little harsh and uncalled for.
I blame the heat.
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Dude. I like the way you think. I’d go totally nekkid if it weren’t for other people in the house and tender sensibilities and such. Sheesh.
Remember, ice cubes on the wrists are your friends. Just sayin’.
I don’t blame you. I get incredibly cranky when it’s this hot. Let the pants-less unite!
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