me: do you think it’s too late to start on christmas gift knitting?
Naomi: depends on what the object is
me: I haven’t decided that yet
or who gets gifts
Naomi: so yeah, that could be problematic
me: how do you feel about washcloths for christmas?
but fancy ones
with different stitches
washcloths for EVERYONE!
that would be easy and also useful
Naomi: we actually need some for the kitchen area
I’m trying to only knit from the stash
this might not work
Naomi: yeah, how is your cotton stash looking?
me: mostly leftovers
so it would be very…random and possibly discordant
if you’re looking for a soothing, feng shui dish cloth, this may not be ideal for you
Naomi: yeah, i don’t give a flying eff about dish cloths
me: that’s a shitty attitude to have about a christmas present
me: I think I want to be a pirate for halloween!
me: but not a pirate ho
like a full on pirate
sexy-costumes of regular stuff is creepy
i saw a sexy banana one year
me: I need this costume in adult size, pls
me: how is a banana sexy?
was it a daiquiri?
it was a skin tight yellow dress in the shape of a banana
it was a shemale
in a yellow dress
just a sorority girl
me: sounds like a shemale to me
Naomi: the banana was the whole dress, not a protrusion from the groinal area
me: Pictures pls
i did not take
me: I just can’t picture it
I need a visual
can you draw me a picture?
me: that’s not a dress
that’s a onsie with missing buttons
Naomi: i’m not splitting hairs
me: captain hook
I’m gonna be captain hook