A couple of weeks ago, my sister and her boyfriend came to the house and brought Bibb. Bibb is the sweetest Boxer (possibly mix) that you will ever meet. He is sweet, well-behaved, polite, and will bring you tea on a silver platter and then asks if you would like milk or sugar with an English accent.

Charlie, is, well. I think I’ve detailed just how crazy my little Min Pin is and his need to be dominant. Have I mentioned that? Because Charlie is a top. He is no way, shape or form a bottom. Not even just a little. No matter what. Male, female, it doesn’t matter. Charlie has to be boss. He totally has a Napoleon Complex. Except his complex is more like NAPOLEON COMPLEX. But in 20 foot tall flashing neon lights. That hump your leg. Repeatedly.

Despite Charlie’s NAPOLEAN COMPLEX, he and Bibb got along well. Mostly because Bibb is the most patient dog on the planet. And also very secure in his manhood.

I have way more footage of Charlie trying to dominate Bibb than you will ever want to see, but I think these 35 seconds capture the essence of the entire day. This little eye searing nugget of NAPOLEON COMPLEX is paired with Brak of? Space Ghost fame’s “Don’t Touch Me.” Which, honestly, could not be more appropriate if I tried. I think maybe the most disturbing thing is that around the 15th or 16th second, you’ll see Bibb’s leg keeping time with the music. I DID NOT PLAN THAT. I’m not that good with Movie Maker.