I know you feel like I’ve abandoned you, but I promise it was just a temporary thing. There is no small coincidence that my abandonment occurred with the onset of what has basically become my uterus making up for about a year’s worth of fucked up periods. Remember this? Yeah, well she just laughed and laughed and laughed and continued to act out like a 13 year old throwing a temper tantrum. Not exactly what you’d call fun.

Well, remember how I told you that B and I started the South Beach diet and it’s been going really well? Well, apparently, Uterus needed more fiber because…well… I’ve basically turned into a walking hemorrhaging zombie thanks to the SBD and losing about 18 lbs. I won’t go into the gory details, but basically I’ve managed to get up, go to work, come home and that’s pretty much been it.

I’m starting to feel more like more normal self and so blogging should resume on a somewhat more regular basis shortly.

I just wanted you to know that it’s me, not you. And I do really still love you.

Love,
Miss Pants