Me: Can I interview you for my blog?
Him: Sure.
Me: [e-mail him interview questions]
Him: Some of these answers are a tad tongue in cheek.
Me: Don?t you want to elaborate any on some of the answers?
Him: No thanks. I like to maintain a certain air of mystery.
Me: Fine. I?ll just fill them in for you. But I?ll make sure it?s clear who?s saying what.
Him: So you’re going to put words in my mouth and paraphrase and misquote and interject in my witticisms?
Me: Yes. Just like in real print!
Him: I thought you were going to say “yes, just like at home!” ;P
Me: I don?t know what you?re talking about.

So without further ado, the interview:

What is your favorite thing about my knitting?
makes you happy

What is your least favorite thing about my knitting?
I dunno

What is something I have knitted, that you recall as good?
that sweater
He?s talking about this:

Do you think knitters have an expensive hobby?
that’s an understatement
[I?m pretty sure he lumped in the spinning when he thought about this because really, it could be worse.]

Any hobbies?
yes
[That would be collecting tikis and drinking beer. Not necessarily in that order.]

Do you have a stash of any kind?
Don’t bogart my stash dude
[FACEPLANT]

Have I ever embarrassed you, knitting in public?
no

Do you know my favorite kind of yarn?
the soft kind?
[This answer is actually correct. Except he forgot to mention my disdain for acrylic.]

Can you name another blog?
yes

Do you mind my wanting to stop at knit shops wherever we go?
not always

Do you understand the importance of a swatch?
I don’t think you do either, I’ve never seen you do one.
[Uh? I did one for that sweater!]

Do you read my blog?
yes

Have you ever left a comment?
yes

Do you think the house would be cleaner if I didn?t knit?
yeah right
[We?re still training the Boy to take over all the chores. It?s slow going because he keeps needing stupid stuff like FOOD and SLEEP and can?t lift anything ?heavy.? I swear! Kids these days!]

Anything you?d like to add?
no
[Garrulous, this one.]

And there you have it.