Little Miss Drama Pants

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What Addiction?

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1. Do you lose time from work due to knitting?
Just lunch time, but I see it as time gained, really.


2. Is knitting making your home life unhappy?
No.

3. Is knitting affecting your reputation?
I?m known as ?the knitter? among my knitting and non-knitting friends.

4. Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of knitting?
Of course not. Knitting related purchases are essential.

5. Does your knitting make you careless of your family’s welfare?
Nope.

6. Has your ambition decreased since knitting?
My ambition is knitting.

7. Do you crave knitting at a definite time daily?
Absolutely.

8. Do you want to knit the next morning?
Does a duck waddle?

9. Does knitting cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
No.

10. Has your efficiency decreased since knitting?
No. This is a silly question. My efficiency in knitting has increased since I’ve started. Duh.

11. Do you knit to escape from worries or trouble?
YES. Knitting keeps me sane and happy.

12. Do you knit alone?
Sometimes.


13. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of knitting?
Who are you?

14. Has your physician ever treated you for knitting?
No.

15. Do you knit to build up your self-confidence?
No.

16. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of knitting?
Does the LYS count?

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Author: lilMDP

Knitter. Spinner. Fiber enthusiast. Stepmom. Wife. Cat wrangler. Dog herder. Blogger. Photography enthusiast (so very amateur). Monkey business. Slayer of laundry. Not a good cook.

3 thoughts on “What Addiction?

  1. yes, yes, yes I know…but let’s not forget that the naked butt is on the Diet Coke, of which there is a plethora in the vending machine; I was eyeing the diet sprite that the baby has so carelessly tossed aside.
    ;-)

    sometimes, I just want to be caramel color free.

  2. Why couldn’t you just let me live in a fantasy world where I believe that there is a possibility that I could be caramel free not only in my soda but in my personal life!?!?!? What kind of a monster are you????!!!!???

  3. This all seems PERFECTLY reasonable to me.

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