Or the more important question "Do we really care?"
Huh? What sweater? Doesn’t it look kinda like the beginning of a sleeve? It does doesn’t it? Can we just PRETEND that it’s a sleeve? A black sleeve to go with my PURPLE sweater? Please? Pretty Please? No? Fine. Damn you. So it’s the beginning of a scarf. Sue me.
Um, Sweater, if you are reading this, I have not forgotten you. Promise. Really. You will be touched. Knitted. Finished. Soon. I have plans for you, my darling. Honest. Would I lie to you, baby? Don’t answer that. It’s a rhetorical question.
Right. Moving along now. Where were we? I have no idea.
So, I won the buy it now auction on the lovely sock yarn off ebay and I should have it in about two weeks. It’s coming from Germany. I can’t wait! Oh yeah, and if you would like to check out the seller’s other auctions the seller is Miezeman and their store is Kittys Knitting. Check it out. Lots of neat sock yarn. From Germany. I think they might be German.
Also, someone has a birthday coming up (not me) and maybe, just maybe, he might get a birthday present. If it gets here in time. We shall see. That’s all I’m telling you. Nothing more, nothing less. Fine, you want to know? It’s a pony. Isn’t that what everyone wants for their birthday? Or Christmas? Or Easter? Or ANY major holiday? Well, a pony and world peace. Because those are the things that are most important in this world. In fact, if EVERYONE had a pony then there would be world peace. I bet there was even a scientific study done about it. Someone should start working on the "Ponies for World Peace Project". I would, but I’m busy. Uh, busy not knitting my sweater. Yeah.